| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK |
Reblog this if you’re older than Google.
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
(Source: beautiful-br0ken-b0nes, via neongoggles)
I would totally be fashionable all the time like the rest of you internet babes except I’m broke and clothes are uncomfortable.
(via zachthezombie)
he looks like one of the french people pushing one of those boats
(Source: iseeincolor91, via completelybackasswards)
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(via smile-laugh-love-enjoy)
